The Bench

An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout.

Notch Johnson: Dirk, you need to rid your head of Hasselhoff and sing this to yourself instead.
**OnlineHost** Notch Johnson wants to send file.
**OnlineHost** DirkaDirkaDirka received file.
DirkaDirkaDirka: Aaron Carter?
Notch Johnson: You scoff, but did he not beat Shaq?
DirkaDirkaDirka: Yeah, in a dream of his.
Notch Johnson: That's disputable. A Shaq jersey mysteriously appears in his room when he wakes up, remember? Anyway, I want you to study the lyrics, particularly his winning strategy.
DirkaDirkaDirka: "I said, 'Yo, Shaq, you didn't tie your shoelace.' He looked down. I stole the ball.
Notch Johnson: AND THEN HE TAKES HIM TO SCHOOL!!!
DirkaDirkaDirka: Um… Shouldn't we be more concerned about Dwyane Wade?
Notch Johnson: Don't worry about him. Mark has a plan.
Elsewhere:
Bad Ass MFFL: I'll wire you half now, half after you finish the job.
Gilloolio: The left knee, right?
Bad Ass MFFL: Yessir.

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