Date Archives June 2006

Whoadie

Steven and I joke a lot about the existence of gay retards, and I remained skeptical until Tuesday on a bus to Hollywood. Picture an overweight Woody Allen with grandpa glasses, orange earplugs, mismatched socks and balding hair clumped together by plastic, neon-colored jaw clips….

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Worlds Apart

On Thursday, Ghana eliminated the USA in the first round of the World Cup. The easy excuse is that "soccer's not our sport." The results aren't much different, however, in international competitions of "our" sports. Before 2004, USA basketball teams had only lost two games…

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The Bench

An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout. **OnlineHost** King David wants to directly connect. **OnlineHost** Bad Ass MFFL cancels request; no connection was made. **OnlineHost** King David wants to directly connect. King David: Come on, Mark! Connect! **OnlineHost** Bad Ass MFFL cancels request; no…

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The Bench

An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout. Hail Payton: And that's why we don't feed the dog people food! FullBlownWade: Haha. wHiTeHotStUnTa: YOOOOOOOOOO wads poppin niggaz? exited about tonite? FullBlownWade: Dude, Jason, cut that shit out already! You're 30 years old! You have kids!…

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The Bench

An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout. Notch Johnson: Dirk, you need to rid your head of Hasselhoff and sing this to yourself instead. **OnlineHost** Notch Johnson wants to send file. **OnlineHost** DirkaDirkaDirka received file. DirkaDirkaDirka: Aaron Carter? Notch Johnson: You scoff, but did…

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The Bench

An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout. FullBlownWade: Well, well, well… Look who it is! Ist das nicht ein LOSER? Ya das ist ein LOSER! **OnlineHost** FullBlownWade has fallen down. Terry Godfather: Gee, Dirk, what are we gonna do tonight? DirkaDirkaDirka: The same thing…

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