Every time Gregg Popovich opens his mouth, I expect to see fangs. Too bad a collared cape isn't considered appropriate coaching attire. Finnish monsters win 51st Eurovision Song Contest Lordi, Lordi… A victory in the war on terror "They're currently blocking the god-awful hipster-favorite techno…
Date Archives May 2006
Stone Phillips
While pooping today, I noticed that my pubic hairs resemble the Powerade logo. Kevin Smith has already recorded an audio commentary for CLERKS II that will be available for download onto your iPod and allow you to listen to a Director's Commentary in the theater….
Cat Power
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You're so good at getting high, it's almost like you went to high school
Beef jerky children. Beef jerky generation. Beef Beef Beef Beef Beef. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! limn→∞ (salad + breadsticks)n Following its popular fashion competition Project Runway and cooking competition Top Chef, Bravo is developing Heads Up, a battle for hairstylists, Top Decorator, a battle for decorators and The…
Listen Up!!
The press release announcing the June 20 DVD release of the film "The Hills Have Eyes" includes a severed ear in a styrofoam take-out container. Among the not-so-subtle touches are red splatters on the bottom of the package and a tuft of hair still attached…
Lost in Translation
Previously on Adam Riff™: Claire: They tried to steal my baby! Rousseau: They stole my baby! Claire: Your baby may have helped prevent them from stealing my baby! Kate: OMFG! Theatrical glue! Sayid: Who are you? ?: Henry Gale. Sayid: Lies! You are one of…
Collecting Our Remains
Rush Hour and X3 director Brett Ratner on Rush Hour 3: I want Yao Ming, the basketball player, to be in it. I want to recreate the fight sequence from the Bruce Lee movie where he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, but I want to do the…
The Blaine Game
David Blaine has announced his next stunt will be living among wild animals in the jungle. He tells the New York Post, "I'm planning to live harmoniously among wild beasts. And I'd like to do it alone in the jungle." [source] What? Jane Goodall already…
Mirrors and Smoke
Guitarist Dave "Brownsound" Baksh has left Sum 41 to focus on starting a metal band called Brown Brigade. [source] The Hindian was the one I least expected to leave to start a metal band. I hope Brown Brigade is just that — a band of…
Smoke and Mirrors
"Your momma's so lazy, the last time she had a job, the minimum wage was slavery." — White winner insulting black loser on MTV Forget Bill Gates. I want to trade lives with Chris Tucker. New Line Cinema has agreed to pay Chris Tucker $25…