Irony, courtesy of Wayback Machine

Channeling Punogre I am.

NES Controller Merchandising Overkill

You can't put an NES controller on just any merch item and expect it to be cool. The belt buckle and keychain are cool. Everything else? Not so much.

Seeing The Word "Judgment" Spelled "Judgement" And Feeling Helpless
Apparently, both spellings are correct. If only I wasn't indoctrinated otherwise during my formative years.

White Chicks With Dreadlocks
Even less savory than white men with dreadlocks. Honestly, would you fuck a white chick with dreadlocks?