Date Archives May 2006

I am Pagliacci

I want whatever Bowflex Vinnie Jones owns. Action figure results in as little as six weeks… I can't complain too much about Ratner's interpretation of Juggernaut though, especially after Schumacher's Bane: Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The actress who plays Kitty Pryde also played Mr. Lahey's daughter Treena in…

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Fig Jam

Edmonton hockey fans create beer emergency Oilers fans had previously made headlines for disturbances on Whyte Avenue. People have been stabbed, assaulted, and stores have been vandalized. Stabbed? With what? Stabbings are usually methodical. Fans just had knives on hand? Unless… Snikt!1 Thoughts on X-Men:…

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Beach Please

Brief addendum to my previous post: Anyone else think eating popcorn while exploring an aquarium is tacky? Flipping past the History Channel's history of cocaine, I stumbled upon Sand Blasters: The Extreme Sand Sculpting Championship. Comcast's description: Eight two-person teams of sand sculptors try to…

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Listen Up!!

The press release announcing the June 20 DVD release of the film "The Hills Have Eyes" includes a severed ear in a styrofoam take-out container. Among the not-so-subtle touches are red splatters on the bottom of the package and a tuft of hair still attached…

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