ATTACK OF THE SHOW, G4's daily trip to the digital water cooler, relaunches on May 15. Among the topics that the newly relaunched AOTS will cover in its daily broadcasts are: Sex, Parties & Women: Perhaps the most important topics of all to AOTS viewers….
Date Archives April 2006
Up Periscope
Heard while flipping through channels: …and Kelsey Grammer as the angel of death! What? Where? When?
Autobiographies of towels
Summer 1999 The DJ With No Name: Live 105. Me: Hey, can you play "Stoned" by Smash Mouth? No Name: Only if you admit that you're HIGH right now. You're HIGH, aren't you? Does your HIGHness have musical MUNCHIES? Me: No, I just want to…
A Confederacy of Dunces
Kellie. Pickler. is. getting. away. with. murder. Stupid bitch admits to butchering her song and yet remains in the top three? Oh but she said she was sorry… The prevailing wisdom in our country is that presidential elections are decided in the South. Pundits love…
What'cha gonna do with all that junk?
from the I am 8-Bit art show in Los Angeles: MAY 21 ROLL A GIANT KATAMARI WITH US ACROSS THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO "join soundhive and i for Bay To Breakers" Tony Brummel, iTunes prima donna "purported e-mail exchange between Tony Brummel, head of…
Appetite For Disgustion
from Physician, try it out on thyself: In 1916, Dr. Joseph Goldberger drew blood, scraped scabs and collected feces from patients at a South Carolina pellagra hospital. His aim: to prove to a doubting medical community that deadly pellagra was not contagious. His method: to…
The vacuum cleaner's my cock
Feeling nostalgic the other day, I unearthed my Nintendo 64 collection. Ah… South Park 64. What a regretful purchase. Lots of fighting the same enemy over and over again. I probably heard more explicit language exiting my mouth while playing the game than within the…
Astronaut Cock and Snoopy the Fuck Dog
from the Cinema Blend preview of The Sentinel: What would happen if Michael Douglas made a movie where he didn't have to wear a tie? We'll never know. Heh.
Tonight was a disaster
from Urban Dictionary: [pause] Must be regional slang. I saw an ad for a talking grill children's toy. A sizzling good time just might turn into loads of giggles when CHARLIE "talks" to the ketchup, mustard, fork and spatula! And I thought a pooping and…
Portrait of the artist as a young man
Jord: [sad] Since you killed my matzo ball soup, will you clean the pot? Never has dishwashing been so worth it. Related: Passover the comic