Autobiographies of towels

Summer 1999

The DJ With No Name: Live 105.
Me: Hey, can you play "Stoned" by Smash Mouth?
No Name: Only if you admit that you're HIGH right now. You're HIGH, aren't you? Does your HIGHness have musical MUNCHIES?
Me: No, I just want to hear the song.
No Name: All right. I'll play it in a few.

He never played my request.