unemployman #1
Date Archives April 2006
Hey!
Overly extroverted Trader Joe's cashier! My plans for the weekend are none of your business.
I want him to have all the urine he needs
Lionsgate has picked up worldwide distribution rights to "Atlas Shrugged." Ayn Rand enthusiast Angelina Jolie's name has been brought up for lead character Dagny Taggart. Brad Pitt, also a fan, is rumored to be among the names suggested for lead male character John Galt. [source]…
Hey!
Wes Anderson's American Express commercial? Sucks.
Medical Waste
Ahem. Scrubs is not funny. There. I said it. I want to like the show, I do. Everybody I know who likes Scrubs1 also liked Arrested Development. Well, I liked Arrested Development and have never once laughed during an episode of Scrubs. Not even a…
Thoughts I've had while riding the CTA Red Line
What is that smell? Is that vomit? Jesus. How many bums are inside this car? I can't breathe! Please stop talking, crazy homeless man. You're making the rest of us very uncomfortable. Am I the only non-black person aboard? Shit. Beggar at three o'clock. He's…
95 1/2 Spring Street
24: Someone in the casting department loves RoboCop. Christopher Henderson = Peter Weller = RoboCop Vice President Hal Gardner = Ray Wise = Leon Nash and introducing evil mastermind Graham = Paul McCrane = Emil Antonowsky At this rate, I expect Jack to battle an…
Horse Apples
What kind of promotional special is "Catering Impossible: M:I:3"? The real impossible mission is feeding Tom Cruise and the army of cast & crew. Meet the people whose job that is. Food Network gets behind the scenes and into the catering tent for all the…
Show me the hero, and I'll write you a tragedy
At the supermarket today, I realized exactly what bugs me about the Hawthorne Heights video currently in rotation on MTV. different names for the same thing The band looks like Death Cab For Cutie by Hot Topic! In addition to the above images of Hawthorne…
The darkness of mere being
Add "writing comic strips" to my list of pursuits.