I scored a job interview with the Chicago Tribune…on the first day of March Madness.
I'm desperate for a job, but I've also been pissing myself with anticipation over the tournament.
Kanye West Compares Arctic Monkeys To Genesis
Ever wonder what happens to aborted human fetuses?
I read that most fetuses are incinerated, but I also read this:
"We basically put them down the garbage disposal if they were small enough."
"Oftentimes, second trimester abortions were performed and these babies […] we would [flush] down a toilet." [source]
Dr. Abortion: Keep feeding 'em into the sink, Gloria. I need to go find a plunger.
I'm surprised that Fear Factor hasn't challenged contestants to drink a fetus milkshake yet. Disgusting, yes, but this is a show that once concocted a tasty beverage of blended rats.
If Trey Wingo was more like Andrew Dice Clay…
Sometimes I wonder why I continue to follow wrestling.
"His nose looks like it's dispensing baby wipes."
John Cena's latest shirt design
"Hustle, Loyalty, Respect." What does that mean?
Moreover, is "hustle" supposed to be a verb or a noun? Because if it's a verb, the message is grammatically unsound, and if it's a noun, the message makes even less sense.
Previously on Adam Riff: how old is that shirt cena wears, the one with the belt?
All-time classic sports mustaches
free throw line
North Carolina forward Tyler Hansbrough and Beaker separated at birth.