Small Stories

Jord pitched me a few of his ideas for comedy shorts to be screened at a local comedy club.

"Manly sewing."

Has potential, I thought.

"Like, sewing rocks to a sheet of metal with a snake."

[pause]

WHAT?

"Here's another one: Autoerotic asphyxi-Asian."

"Um… A comedy about an Asian person who suffocates himself to intensify a masturbation-induced orgasm?"

"No, like, an Asian dude who's in love with himself."

"Oh. In that case, you should use the pun 'affix-Asian' instead. The 'asphyxi-' prefix is misleading."

"Whatever. You're playing him either way."

[pause]

"Remind me again — why did I move to Chicago?"


Super-Fun-Pak Comix: Special Free Speech Edition

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