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Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 1, 2006 in Chicago, IL.

Interesting date. This isn't another screw-job, is it?

Speaking of wrestling, the rumored host city of next year's WrestleMania is none other than Detroit, MI.


2006 Pitney Bowes Valentine's Day Survey

Television stars from whom people would most like to receive Valentine's Day cards:

For women:
Kiefer Sutherland (24): 21%
Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy): 16%
Omar Epps (House): 9%
Matthew Fox (Lost): 7%
Jason Bateman (Arrested Development): 7%

For men:
Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer): 27%
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives): 18%
Molly Sims (Las Vegas): 4%
Kristin Cavallari (Laguna Beach): 3%
Sandra Oh (Grey's Anatomy): 2%

I dunno… A lot of men are gay for Jack Bauer.

I would have answered Jenna Fischer a.k.a. Pam Beesley on The Office. My crush intensifies with every episode. Le sigh.


Disneyland asked some stars about their greatest fears:
— Pop heartthrob Jesse McCartney fears being locked in a closet. [source]


While waiting for a bus today, I saw a black girl walk up to the bus stop and toss a AA battery onto the sidewalk, where it rolled into a tree gutter.

She then fitted her portable CD player with fresh batteries and nonchalantly surrendered the battery packaging to gravity.

What I should have said:

"Hey, Cunta Kinte, slavery was abolished! Act like a human being and store your waste in your little knockoff purse until you're near a fuckin' garbage can!"

What I said:

[crickets]

I bit my tongue and glared at her, silently bemoaning society's chivalric code.


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