Bag scan! Pictured: "Car fanatic" Apolo Ohno looking very…gold'n. Not sure why McDonald's replaced the "e" with an apostrophe. Urban spellcheck, I suppose. I can't help but think of Eric Bischoff's "special" nephew Eugene after winning Kurt Angle's Olympic gold medal in the "Angle Invitational."…
Date Archives January 2006
Ain't no fussin' with Robitussin
Burger King's "text to score" contest: Detroit…or Hawaii? Detroit in February…or Hawaii? Detroit. Hawaii. I saw Jewel as a judge on Iron Chef America. Jewel critiquing lamb dishes on cable television is… Bar None candy bars with caramel Francis Ford Coppola directing Jack "In a…
Medium Cool
The William S. Paley Television Festival announced its 2006 line-up. This year, meet and greet the casts and crew of: Entourage Everybody Hates Chris Battlestar Galactica My Name Is Earl House Family Guy The Golden Girls and more. Man, I was hoping for The Office….
Seal Testicles
Muslim murderers global are now taking names for suicide bomber squads who have AIDS. The Islamic fanatics have refined their murder craft now to include death by AIDS splash. [source] Meep meep! Perhaps this will inspire a fantastic new nightly spectacle at Disneyland Africa. "I…
Lights and Sounds
Kaiju Shakedown reviewed Zinda, the Bollywood remake of Oldboy. "So what are the differences? First of all, Gupta seemed to feel that samurai sword fighting was an essential piece of the movie that Park Chan-Wook had missed." "Gupta feels it's important to start off with…
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TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present — a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in. The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history…
Temporary Insanity
Matt on yesterday's update: your high school looks like a combination between warehouses and the bathroom houses at a beach blame portables which i'm not fond of yeah, are they like little cabins for each class room? dondero didn't have any portables? the fuck? no….
Whoo?
This Monday night on RAW, for the first time ever, Edge will put his newly-won WWE Championship on the line in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. His opponent will be 16-time World Champion Ric Flair. 56-year-old Ric Flair.
Dumb as paint
During high school, the school district decided to remodel our campus. I'm all for modernizing facilities, but I cringed and still cringe over the color scheme this remodel involved. Black, tan and sienna buildings turned… powder blue and mauve. The school looks like a hospital….