"You fucking Aussie cunt"

Kiefer Sutherland's drunk kung-fu

The '24' star is said to have gone into Los Angeles' Ye Rustic Inn bar at 9am and asked staff to start him a tab.

Presented with the bill, Sutherland claimed he couldn't pay, telling bar staff: "It's been stolen! I promise I'll come back and pay."

The handsome star then proceeded to launch himself into a "series of karate kicks in the middle of the floor."

Just last month:

Boozed-up 24 star Kiefer flat out in hotel lobby after wrecking Xmas tree on 7-hour bender with pals

He staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

"I hate that fucking Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."

Dude needs his own reality series. Jack Bauer Happy Hour.


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