Burger King's "text to score" contest:

Detroit…or Hawaii?

Detroit in February…or Hawaii?

Detroit. Hawaii.

I saw Jewel as a judge on Iron Chef America.

Jewel critiquing lamb dishes on cable television is…

Bar None candy bars with caramel
Francis Ford Coppola directing Jack
"In a World Gone Mad" by the Beastie Boys
Jake "The Snake" Roberts in Beyond the Mat
Metallica
Magic Johnson inviting Howard Stern on his talk show to fart
Make Believe by Weezer
Married…with Children with Seven
Return of the Jedi
Robert DeNiro quoting Taxi Driver in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Russia
Vegas Vacation

Meh. Darko did it better.