Date Archives January 2006

Moulin Rouge 2?

The BBC plans to mark the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ this Easter with an hour-long live procession through the streets of Manchester. In the programme, called Manchester Passion, Jesus will sing the legendary Joy Division anthem "Love Will Tear Us Apart" before dueting his…

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Bag scan! Pictured: "Car fanatic" Apolo Ohno looking very…gold'n. Not sure why McDonald's replaced the "e" with an apostrophe. Urban spellcheck, I suppose. I can't help but think of Eric Bischoff's "special" nephew Eugene after winning Kurt Angle's Olympic gold medal in the "Angle Invitational."…

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Ben 10 whoa what is this song keep listening i'm like 30 seconds in this is very odd i keep expecting this to break into um keep listening man with the dogs* okay HAHAHA I KNEW IT! i KNEW i heard it …man with the dogs?…

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Medium Cool

The William S. Paley Television Festival announced its 2006 line-up. This year, meet and greet the casts and crew of: Entourage Everybody Hates Chris Battlestar Galactica My Name Is Earl House Family Guy The Golden Girls and more. Man, I was hoping for The Office….

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Seal Testicles

Muslim murderers global are now taking names for suicide bomber squads who have AIDS. The Islamic fanatics have refined their murder craft now to include death by AIDS splash. [source] Meep meep! Perhaps this will inspire a fantastic new nightly spectacle at Disneyland Africa. "I…

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This Monday night on RAW, for the first time ever, Edge will put his newly-won WWE Championship on the line in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. His opponent will be 16-time World Champion Ric Flair. 56-year-old Ric Flair.

Dumb as paint

During high school, the school district decided to remodel our campus. I'm all for modernizing facilities, but I cringed and still cringe over the color scheme this remodel involved. Black, tan and sienna buildings turned… powder blue and mauve. The school looks like a hospital….

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