Kiefer Sutherland's drunk kung-fu The '24' star is said to have gone into Los Angeles' Ye Rustic Inn bar at 9am and asked staff to start him a tab. Presented with the bill, Sutherland claimed he couldn't pay, telling bar staff: "It's been stolen! I…
Date Archives January 2006
The month in wrestling photos
actual magazine cover not a very flattering shot of steph edge: the pride of canada why'd it have to be worms? brglgrglgrrr! he's like nelly furtado
Moulin Rouge 2?
The BBC plans to mark the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ this Easter with an hour-long live procession through the streets of Manchester. In the programme, called Manchester Passion, Jesus will sing the legendary Joy Division anthem "Love Will Tear Us Apart" before dueting his…
Boston City Limits
In my inbox: The Screening Exchange Proudly Invites You To An Exclusive Movie Screening Of: "STEPPIN' OUT: SAVE THE LAST DANCE 2" Normally I loathe "electric boogaloo" jokes, but this movie deserves one. Save the Last Dance? Are you kidding me? Direct-to-video sequels are by…
Lazy Saturday
20 things we would rather do than hear that "Beverly Hills" song ever again: 1) Visit the dentist 2) Wait in line at the DMV 3) Live in Arkansas 4) Vote 5) Zip our dicks up in our jeans 6) Fall into the gorilla exhibit…
Computer Camp Love
USA Network has struck a deal to create a show based on the wildly successful extreme content online site eBaumsworld (www.ebaumsworld.com). The show will feature clips from the website as well as new, exclusive content, and interviews with past and new eBaumsworld video subjects who…
Lost in Translation
New Adam Riff™ feature! Each Thursday, I will recap the major plot developments from the previous night's episode of Lost. 2-12 "Fire + Water" Hurley (to Libby): Do I know you from somewhere? Fin. Yes, that's ALL that mattered. I hate this show.
Sit, Ubu, Sit
Sunday is Chinese New Year's Day. 1982 represent! My year, the Year of the Dog, hath returned. What does it mean to be a dog? People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense…
Everything right is wrong again
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005 48. Larry the Cable Guy Ostensibly 'humorous' catchphrase translates into "complete the task." 31. Rita Cosby Her banter with Joe Scarborough kills children. 23. Jennifer Wilbanks Wast[ed] the entire nation's time and attention without actually being…
Rock Bottom
Today I applied for a job as a dishwasher at a local Japanese restaurant. [pause] I just don't know what to do with myself. My life is Kyle Orton, drunk in a club, dancing alone.