Australia is Arkansas with a beach

Left on the printing room floor this year…

WHICH leader of the free world played guitar while images of poor dying citizens flashed all over the world?

We heard 'em say… THAT Paul Martin bleached his body after a recent trip to Mexico… THAT Michelle Malkin masturbates to The Killing Fields… THAT Late Registration is the greatest musical achievement since Beethoven's 5th.

Sightings: Tony Blair cheering on the driver of a car dragging a homosexual to death in the parking lot of Millennium Stadium.

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