"Hi. Do you have any open flights to the Bay Area?" "We have a flight to San Jose at 9:20." "How much?" "$307.70 one-way." "[sigh] Sign me up." Smart travelers book their holiday plane flights in July. I waited to book mine in early December….
Date Archives December 2005
Fear is the heart of love
Hey now! Another WWE production starring a WWE wrestler: "Kane's next movie"? I'm sorry, but sex tapes don't count. See No Evil (working title: Eye Scream Man) was written by a writer for SmackDown! and directed by a former hardcore pornographic film director.
Afternoon Delight
A while back, I posted about a Bollywood remake of Oldboy. Don't look now, but here comes a Bollywood remake of Fight Club. "Everyone has their issues, but it can be sorted out. Welcome to Fight Club." The first rule of Fight Club? Fosse! First…
It's a bloke thing
1. I saw Wolf Creek on Christmas Day. During the first half of the film, the gentleman sitting in front of me played Tetris on his cell phone. 2. The line "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" should be banned…
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
Feliz Navidad.
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Capcom announced an update of the original NES Mega Man title for the PSP with a cartoon visual style. Mega Man and crew now have over-sized cartoon heads. No word on whether you can still breeze through boss battles by repeatedly pausing the game. I…
Blog the swag
Rivals published a list of gift packages presented by bowl games to college football players. How the fuck did the Alamo Bowl land Xbox 360s? Each bowl must provide 125 gift packages per team. That's 250 Xbox 360s! This is how we reward Michigan for…
Australia is Arkansas with a beach
Left on the printing room floor this year… WHICH leader of the free world played guitar while images of poor dying citizens flashed all over the world? We heard 'em say… THAT Paul Martin bleached his body after a recent trip to Mexico… THAT Michelle…