OMG! Peter Weller will play Christopher Henderson, the mentor who hired Kiefer Sutherland's Jack Bauer as a counterterrorism agent 10 years ago. Robocop mentored Jack Bauer!
Date Archives November 2005
Masters of Divinity
1. In Wednesday's paper: One step forward, ten steps back. 2. Speaking of gay… Jack Osbourne is this month's Cosmo centrefold. MY EYES! 3. Phil Spector is slowly turning into Darth Sidious. 4. "We're all praying you get back safe david! That bitch will burn…
Quickie
Curses upon whoever conceived frozen food boxes with inner flaps that hook into the outer flaps. They're like cardboard safes. I end up tearing them open out of frustration.
Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
Interesting placement of the "sold-out" tag. "North by Midwest" with Adam Robot "let the 'joke of the day' be your joy of the day!" what a terrible scam. joke of the day? i want to take someone's phone i don't like and text that number…
America urinated on R. Kelly
Awkward passive-aggressive fireworks between the judges during the judging on Sunday's Iron Chef America (Battle Turkey). Insults, glares… Catch a replay. boy "next"s girl for peeing her pants instant replay ("save as," please) Information I learned from the Nov/Dec issue of Radar: 1. Ultra-Catholic Domino's…
Good night, and good luck
Eddie Guerrero was found dead this morning in his hotel room in Minneapolis. Toothbrush in his mouth, he presumably died of heart failure while brushing his teeth. He deserved a better exit than that.
I Have Tourette's But Tourette's Doesn't Have Me
Tuesday night, HBO will premiere Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence, a documentary that "explores the mysteries and origins of sexual desire." In addition to producing the aforementioned special, Cattrall has published two books on sex (Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence, Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm)…
I have Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose
Excerpts from a journal I randomly discovered via Google: "Last weekend was amazing. Jarod, Bryan, and I got super stoned, huffed a bag of freon, and went inside the dollar movies and saw The Devil's Rejects." "Today Bryan,Jarod, and I spent an hour today looking…
A dyke, a whore and a housewife
I somehow let Jord sucker me into driving with him to another state at 2:00 a.m. to take pictures with a hearse. Chad intends to turn this 1959 Cadillac into a replica of the Ecto-1. Broken no longer: Gorillaz performance at the MTV Europe Music…