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Stephen Colbert:

Ohio has given birth to 22 astronauts. What is it about this state that makes people want to flee the Earth?

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Ladies and gentlemen, the best movie poster of next year:

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Paramount has greenlit a sequel to MTV's 2003 "Jackass the Movie."

The aim is to get "Jackass II" into theaters during the 2006 holiday season.

I'm a fan of everything Jackass, but you have to wonder what's left on the "to do" list.

Poo fight?