Doomriders with Lorene Drive @ Beat Kitchen, 11/29/2005 Black Thunder / Deathbox / Ride or Die / The Chase / Fuck This Shit / Listen Up!! / Worthless / The Whipcrack / Sirens / The Long Walk I didn't stay for headliners Cave In. For…
Date Archives November 2005
Queer Eye for the Jedi
I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! I do what I want! Worked a Doc screening of Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope Monday night. Correction: Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope: Special Edition: 1997. It's odd…
Turds of Justice
Holiday weekend ramblings as I prepare to depart: 1. The dentist charged me half-price for cavity fillings. 2. Newspapers sold out like Xbox 360s on the day before Thanksgiving. I pictured women camped out beside vending machines and copies of the Chronicle selling on eBay…
And I thought Tom Izzo looked silly
Maui Invitational, please invite Duke next year.
Handguns for hearts
Q: What did Nick say to Jessica in a last-ditch effort to preserve their marriage? A: Give me just one night…una noche! (in a bad Tex-Mex accent) actual ad on the website for "America's most-watched network" Is it a Wallflowers song or a show on…
Trains, Planes and Automatons
The first thing my mother said to me upon my return home? "You have an appointment with the masseuse on Thursday." Heh. Ten hours, three airports, a few notes: I encountered not one but two Fox News Channel stores on the same concourse at MSP…
C'mon, it's not gay. There's guns in the room!
Jeopardy! could use more answers like the latter. "In a television interview, he noted that cars modified with whistle tips go 'WOOOOO!'"
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
So… Thanksgiving. Anyone who loves Thanksgiving should move at least 400 miles away from home and get back to me. I love sitting in stop-and-stop traffic. I love maneuvering luggage through subway turnstiles. I love borrowing money to afford plane tickets. And for what? To…