Happy birthday, Ben. Your present is in the mail. Asian experience indeed.
Date Archives October 2005
For the shorties
SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced today the introduction of a new WWE wrestling division exclusive to Friday Night SmackDown: The Juniors. The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. "Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they're all welcome."…
Trojan Whores
Today (Friday) I encountered a bunch of people in town for the USC vs. Notre Dame game dressed head to toe in burgundy and gold merchandise. I wondered if they forgot that the game wasn't until today (Saturday) or if they simply wanted to look…
I promise never to get paint on my glasses again
1. 2. Today on 30 Minute Meals, Rachael Ray prepared a meal that reminded her of her dead dog. In addition, she regaled viewers with impressions of her dead dog. Dead dog. Dead. 3. photos of Rachael Ray in FHM 4. Lou Taylor Pucci (Thumbsucker)…
The center of the earth is the end of the world
1. 2. I tried writing a sketch about Domino Harvey at Bounty Hunters Anonymous "My name is Domino Harvey, and I'm a bounty hunter." "Hi, Domino." but couldn't sustain the premise. The plan was to populate the BHA meeting with other notable bounty hunters —…
The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!
1. My eyes…the burning! 2. Nude man discovered just hanging around Police responding to an alarm at a cash advance business found a naked man hanging from the ceiling. An officer answering the alarm last week noticed tiles, insulation, wires and metal braces hanging from…
Caged In, Wasting Away
1. UNTITLED BOB SAGET PROJECT (HBO) – Bob Saget has set up a new comedy at the pay channel about a divorced dad who works as a gynecologist in Phoenix and struggles to balance raising his 14-year-old son and his active social life. Saget will…
5-0
Sunglasses.
If they don't win it's a shame
Wouldn't be October at this website without a baseball update. "The Adam Riff™ Postseason Baseball Hall of Pain (Beta)" 2002 world series game 7 2002 world series game 7 2003 nlds game 4 2003 nlcs game 7 2003 alcs game 7 2005 alds game 1…
Nobody likes you when you're 23
Well, this past year sure sucked. Consider it the chapter in my life entitled "Going Nowhere Slowly." Demoralizing? Very. [sigh] Maybe this year will be better than the last…