All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks

Weezer recently shot a video for "Perfect Situation," only without Rivers Cuomo as the singer.

"We are exploring the history of Weezer. Before Weezer was Weezer, they were a band called Weeze. Rivers was just a roadie for the band, and they had a totally hot female singer."

The "totally hot female" will be portrayed by Elisha Cuthbert of 24 fame.


I think Sonic is an elaborate ruse on America.

I see the fast food chain's tantalizing adverts on television all the time but I've never seen nor do I know anyone who's ever seen an actual Sonic restaurant.


"North by Midwest" with Adam Robot

i got supergirl #2 and Escape of the Dead, i'm the only one who buys any of their comics dealing with zombies
supergirl

yeah, she's hot
i actually buy it because she's hot

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How many "punks" who wear Subhumans shirts or attach Subhumans patches to their jackets actually like The Subhumans' music?

Moreover, do said "punks" realize they're rebelling by conforming?


I finally found it online.

"Cringe" by Rob Dobi.

Second year of university, I begged Dobi for prints to liven up my dorm room.

I wish to re-assemble the wall of "Cringe" in my apartment but fear it may repulse my flatmates' visitors.


Yesterday, I found a pubic hair in the dishwasher.

Sharing an apartment with two other gentlemen, I expect pubic litter in the bathroom.

But the dishwasher? The fuckin' dishwasher?

[pause]

Hey Leroy!

Cue: Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Whirlpool Pube.


Three years ago, Frederick S. Rhine fought the uphill battle of running for Cook County judge against someone with a strong Irish name (William O'Brien).

He failed miserably.

In hopes of winning a judicial seat in 2006, Rhine, a Chicago attorney, has changed his name to Patrick Michael O'Brien.

Why not dress up as a leprechaun too? Drink a few beers, molest an altar boy…

"I wanna fuckin' go crazy with you. You are so fuckin' hot. If you agree with this, just look at me and say 'yes.'"