My eyes…the burning!
Police responding to an alarm at a cash advance business found a naked man hanging from the ceiling.
An officer answering the alarm last week noticed tiles, insulation, wires and metal braces hanging from the roof and on the floor of the Check 'n Go.
A naked man with scrapes all over his body then dropped from the ceiling and tried to open the front door and leave.
"He had a charming story to go along with it though. He said somebody threw his keys on the roof and that's why he was up there."
"He kind of got a little fuzzy on the 'taking all his clothes off and sliding in the store' part."
A Cambodian couple attacked their 12-year-old child before dawn Thursday while she was still asleep, biting off her thumbnails and a small part of her nose to drink her blood.
Drinking blood from her nose…hilarious!
Like she would lip sync again…