1. Set your TiVos. "Phil's busy." "Damn. Well, who's available?" That Oprah needs to ask why men go to strip clubs is an insult to common sense. 2. Name that ethnicity! a. Tedy Bruschi b. Scott Podsednik No answer key because I honestly don't know….
Date Archives October 2005
Geek Stink Breath
A long time ago, while perusing IMDb, I stumbled upon a film called 5-25-77, the release date for Star Wars classic. The film's website offered little information, but the production company granted my request for a copy of the script. I expected a plot involving…
Lord, please lead us to Ricardo Diaz
Previously on Adam Riff: Cindy Sheehan plans to tie herself to the White House fence. I think she'd be infinitely more entertaining as an activist magician. Cindy Sheehan and other peace activists plan to "die symbolically" for the next four days outside the White House…
24shadowing
For all you hopeless baseball ignorers: 24 season five promo :D
Broken chords can sing a little
Cindy Sheehan, the military mother who made her son's death in Iraq a rallying point for the anti-war movement, plans to tie herself to the White House fence to protest the milestone of 2,000 U.S. military deaths in Iraq. [source] I like Cindy the psycho,…
Rolodex Propaganda
People of Earth… The term "MILF" is not funny. Cut it out. Freshman year of high school, my English teacher surveyed our class on popular slang. Being totally uncool*, I wrote down what I assumed was popular slang at the time that is, slang…
Pen Is Envy
My buddy wrote an article on film adaptations of video games to coincide with today's release of Doom (access with BugMeNot). "Blah and bleh"? My suggestion. Snarking on Uwe Boll? My suggestion. Interviewing Brian of Kotaku? My suggestion. Someday I'd like to be able to…
All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks
Weezer recently shot a video for "Perfect Situation," only without Rivers Cuomo as the singer. "We are exploring the history of Weezer. Before Weezer was Weezer, they were a band called Weeze. Rivers was just a roadie for the band, and they had a totally…
Free Chicken
David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage – without even touching her. Immaculate conception is definitely an improvement over the überlame tornado of fire. Copperfield's best "headlining" illusion to date remains flying. I still wonder how he did that. NBC ought…