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Is this old news?

The Transporter is gay.

[Transporter 2 director Louis] Leterrier said he wove a subtle gay subtext into the movie simply because he could.

As evidence, he mentions a scene in which Amber Valetta makes romantic overtures toward the Transporter. Martin rebuffs her, explaining, "It's because of who I am."

"That's him coming out!" Leterrier exclaims.

Followers already know Martin is a loner and "semi-loser" who eschews the company of the beautiful women he often finds surrounding him.

Jason Statham, the actor who plays the Transporter, dismisses the director's claims.

"Although he did say, 'In Part 2, you will become the gay icon.'"


"And in Part 3, you will hint at being anorexic, Turkish and zoophilic."

Frank: I can't eat this pig rectum.
Joe Rogan: C'mon, dude! Why not?
Frank: It's because of who I am.

I hate when I see flags at half-mast and have no clue who died.

The upcoming Limp Bizkit "best of" retrospective includes an as-yet-untitled "mash-up" of Mötley Crüe's "Home Sweet Home" and the Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony." [source]

That's like feces blending poop and shit.

If I designed public gathering places, I'd be ticked if a ground-level fountain became Raging Waters for Mexican kids.

Some of us like to enjoy landscaping visually…

The company that produced "You Got Served" signed the Ying Yang Twins to star in their first feature, "Viagra Falls." [source]

In other news: "Big Tymers to star in Cialis in Wonderland."

In other news (alternate): "Big Tymers to star in Cialis' Restaurant."

Yeah. An Arlo Guthrie reference.


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