Hi. I'm in Ontario. Drew let me borrow his computer to acknowledge AdamRiff.com's fifth anniversary.

Can you dig it?

Today, I poop on the graves of Wanker County, Punogre, Armegro, Blingo Millions, Funky Fresh, The Hoowa, Oddd, Sardonia, Hoe Hater, The Marked Fool, Doofyfuel, Phoniks, Overly White, Absent Minded, Hamster Style, Just Plain Dan, Flashfrozen, The Big H, Farmboyz and Telcobox.

Lightweights…

I WIN.