Date Archives September 2005

Quickie

Nathan Rabin on Into The Blue: Matt Johnson's atrocious script feels like a veritable encyclopedia of outdated slang, from "dawg" to "P. Diddy Juice" to the use of "cheddar" as a synonym for cash. When Jessica Alba yells "Shut up you coke whore!" to Ashley…

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Partypants

Last night, I dreamt I learned I was related to Colin and Christie from The Amazing Race 5. Moreover, new wave music factored in heavily. That's all I remember. In my early morning rush to view Cardigan Buoy's website, I hit "enter" prematurely and wound…

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Quickie

Bush Says He'll Fill Supreme Court Vacancies Promptly "It will serve the best interest of the nation to fill those vacancies promptly," Bush said in brief remarks. "I will choose in a timely manner a highly qualified nominee to succeed Chief Justice Rehnquist," Bush said….

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There is no try

Mac Thomason: A rapper said something bad about the President! How awful! We obviously must talk about nothing else for the next six weeks! "Hellooooo New Orleans!" alternate caption: "Bus driver, move that bus!" Hurricane Katrina. Where is she now? Katrina: I'm back in the…

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