Stumble then rise on some awkward morning

Ringtone merchants should consider branching out and selling custom horntones for automobiles.

"Move, bitch, get out the way!"

I'd want either that one or "the most annoying noise in the world" from Dumb and Dumber.

Samuel L. Jackson's "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?" from Pulp Fiction, however inappropriate, would be a blast to use around taxi drivers and Asian women.

Oakland Art & Soul Festival
Saturday, September 3

11:15 am — Dredg
12:30 pm — Hieroglyphics (with Del Tha Funkee Homosapien?)
1:45 pm — The Lovemakers
3:00 pm — Pinback
4:30 pm — Lyrics Born

Only $5!

Robert asked me to link this for some unknown (but probably retarded) reason

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