If we drove bulls instead of cars, stoplight colors would have to be reversed.
Date Archives July 2005
Music for women that men can feel
According to the latest promos for The Devil's Rejects, a critic for Fangoria called it "The Terminator of horror films." What the fuck does that mean? Chafboy: how old is that shirt cena wears, the one with the belt? i want that shirt [cringes] Hideous….
Older than kerosene
This spring, I decided to leave Los Angeles when my housing contract expired and move to either Seattle or Chicago in the fall with home in the San Francisco Bay Area as a layover. After much deliberation, I chose Chicago as my next destination. I…
Brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Maybe this will cheer you up, Jon.
The music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life
Away Message: CHOCOLATE FACTORY J-Ram: the R. Kelly album? Police Say Mother Injected Toddler With Feces Well, folks, it was bound to happen, with our economy in the state it's in. Yup, the local dollar store raised its prices (price?) and, consequently, its name. I'm…
Lux Et Veritas
"Jon Yu disgusts me. Everything about him disgusts me. I can't even look at him while I'm saying this." Ho-ly buckets. I just learned that Matt Neely is the mayor of Mountain View. The school administrator who once called me "disgusting" to a teacher while…
Chewing and chewing all day long the way that a cow does
I know this girl who lives in Australia. Before leaving for the airport yesterday, she complained to me about having to spend the next few weeks at her parents'. Where do her parents live? Borneo. Waaaah! Waaaah! I have to leave Australia to spend a…
Easy like Sunday morning
As part of its 10-day anniversary celebration, Amazon.com is surprising customers with special celebrity deliveries of their orders. Latest delivery: Harrison Ford surprised a customer in Jackson Hole, Wyoming when he personally delivered her order of the Star Wars Trilogy. That was on Day 8….
Twunt
I'm convinced that all meals in hell consist of endless salad and breadsticks.