Jesus fuckin' Christ in a birch bark canoe

Even if you don't follow sports, I suggest tuning in to one of the remaining NBA Eastern Conference Finals games on TNT to catch this strange commercial for the NBA Finals in which fat Magic Johnson plays basketball with the Fantastic Four.

Do you think Magic has had sex since testing positive for HIV? Surely he cannot have gone the past 14 years without coitus. Then again, I cannot imagine any woman would agree to intercourse with an HIV-infected partner. Maybe he imports lays from Africa.


Drive-Thru Records will release a tribute album to Bob Dylan in August.

See: title of post.

According to Drive-Thru's website: "We were introduced to his music through one of our favorite bands, The Alarm, back in the mid-nineties. Bob Dylan is one of the greatest songwriters of all time…musically and lyrically!!!"

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I finally saw Unleashed.

In one scene, Jet Li pouts and says, "My mother was a whore."

Oh how I wish someone would YTMND that line.


Conor's moving in with a buddy of his who happens to be a deaf weed dealer.

What a marvelous idea for a television series.

Deaf Weed Dealer.

Consider the spin-off possibilities:
Quadriplegic Pimp
Retarded Loan Shark
Rick Santorum


Help me get out of this HTM-HELL!!!

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