Butthole Vaginas

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie. December 2005.

Last night, MC Chris played his first show ever in Los Angeles at the Knitting Factory.

MC Chris Ownz
The Tussin
Ten Year Old
Evergreen
"Bring The Noise" by Public Enemy
White Kids Love Hip-Hop
Toothpick Spliffs (Remix)
"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
Geek
Robotdog
Tractor Beam
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath
My Name Is (Original Version)
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I Want Candy
Fett's Vette
Hijack (Remix)
DQ Blizzard

Verdict: Way better than when I saw him in March in Ann Arbor. He dropped the crappy remix of "My Name Is," audibly rhymed "I Want Candy" and stretched a similar setlist from an hour to 90 minutes, filling the extra half-hour with stand-up comedy that was arguably more entertaining than his song performances. Also, I don't recall him dancing at the Blind Pig.

Chris wore a DC Flag (Good Charlotte's record label, to which he's signed) hoodie and one of those "Governator" souvenir t-shirts sold at airports in California underneath.

Among the topics he discussed: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, how guys named Brandon are all assholes, Paperboy, masturbating to Sailor Moon, pelting old people with used condoms, Mitch Hedberg in hell, a television show on which Parkinson's sufferers Ozzy Osbourne and Michael J. Fox try to assemble rolls of quarters, meeting George Lucas, and his thoughts on Revenge of the Sith ("It's good, except when characters speak").