I've fallen in love with Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday Italian on the Food Network.

I love watching her cook. Everything she does is so elegant.

Today, she made mussels, clams and shrimp in a spicy broth. I can't afford clams, so I had a mushroom tip covered in white sauce.

Oh yes…

Never a shortage of saliva during her show…

Cameron manages a multiplex in Long Beach.

—tonight i kicked a group of kids out
—one of them had his pants around his ankles "because it was hot"
—the guy next to him had his shirt off
—the other four were clothed but none of them had ticket stubs so i kicked them all out
—what movie?
—hitchhiker's

Kehillat Israel presents

Rejoice at Royce!

A concert honoring Joyce & Jeffrey Sudikoff and Bob Saget

If you think a concert for Bob Saget presented by a synagogue raises eyebrows, ch-check out the entertainment:

Jewel
Howie Mandel
saxophonist Dave Koz
Paula Poundstone (the alleged child molester lesbian comedienne)
John Stamos

Jews really are funny.