Hey Noah, here's an idea: bagels…at night!
College basketball journal:
I'm so glad my school colors didn't include orange.
Patrick Sparks is a little chubby for a basketball player.
What's more repulsive: Seth Davis' shit-eating grin or Pierre from Simple Plan's affected laughter when parents confront their sons on MTV's Damage Control?
Heard during a commercial for Air Canada in which white people jump up and down in slow motion: the line "a getaway to Canada just might be one of the most exhilarating vacations you've ever had" followed by Celine Dion singing.
CBS aired a video profile of Australian University of Utah import Andrew Bogut set to "Down Under" by Men at Work. Someone thought they were being clever…