Date Archives February 2005

Cover Story

Ssssssssssmokin'! The Mask is a mystic artifact that transforms its wearer into a psychotic living cartoon. Created in Africa, it's stolen and brought to the United States for sale. The first wearer of the Mask in modern times is neurotic Stanley Ipkiss (played by Jim…

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Too Shia Shia

Shia LeBeouf is on track to break the record for "most completely useless film roles." In the past two years alone, he's played a completely useless dumbass in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, a completely useless Motocross champion in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle,…

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