I saw the trailer for Fantastic Four today. Whoever picked "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle for use in the trailer should be fired. First of all, the song is not very good. It's a poor…
Date Archives January 2005
It's with art, after all, that a culture best expresses its humanity
Paging Dr. Freud! At 11:59, with word of an incoming missile strike, Jack stares at a tunnel and thinks about his lover. During the telecast of the Patriots/Colts game on Sunday, one of the announcers remarked that Corey Dillon couldn't truly appreciate his success in…
Quickie
Am I the only person who thinks it's messed up that Clint Eastwood has a 16-year-old daughter?
This is Boston, not L.A.
Adam Robot: —MLK should have worked harder, that way this would have been a holiday everyone gets off I first saw the trailer for Coach Carter in front of Team America: World Police. Since then, I have seen (among other things) Samuel L. Jackson pretend…
I'd rather shit glass than listen to an entire Eagles record
Joe thought I should've compared Carrie Fisher to Emperor Palpatine. Also, he suspects this is why Jake Lloyd quit acting. Yesterday, I pitched a series to Fuse on which contributors to the Elektra soundtrack and the line-up of the Taste of Chaos tour compete in…
Corpses, Rapes and Amputees
Armed with chainsaws, day workers began clearing out the fallen tree below my room today…at 7:00 am. How much more misery will this stupid tree cause? I saw Carrie Fisher on The O'Reilly Factor defending Hollywood (haha). The force was with her. The force of…
Anti-Semantic
This is why it's important to hyphenate, kids: I kept re-reading the first few grafs in search of a mention of Murphy's resignation.
Bright Future
I've decided that my new view sucks. I don't like to sleep with blinds closed. I like to wake up to natural light. Without a tree in the way, the window in my room directly faces a hospital with an exterior full of windows. I…
Drop it like it's wet
I was walking home yesterday night when I saw two firetrucks outside a frat house on frat row. All the frat brothers stood outside in the rain. I entered my room and noticed it was unusually light outside. It took me a few seconds to…
Can't waste the day when the night brings the hurt
In the mid-90s, Marvel Comics and DC Comics collaborated on a line of comic books called Amalgam Comics, which featured characters who were combinations of established Marvel and DC characters. For example, Dark Claw was a combination of Batman and Wolverine. In February, Marvel Comics…