Cable news is all over this election in Iraq. Here's the problem with wall-to-wall coverage of an election, any election — watching people vote is boring. So is watching people wait in line to vote and watching people discuss their voting experience. I saw a…
Date Archives January 2005
News Flash
A highly diverse line up of musicians are joining together for the upcoming tsunami relief charity single "Forever In Our Hearts." The project is being led by Jason Miller of Godhead and features a wide variety of artists performing on the song. So far, Miller…
Gentlemen and Canadians, may I have your attention please
From Scarborough Country (01.26.05): SCARBOROUGH: Hollywood has a long history of embracing cop killer causes. Michael, I have got to ask you. I don't understand it. Middle America doesn't understand it. What is it about cop killers? SCARBOROUGH: I was in Philadelphia in 2000 for…
Who killed Tupac? Ryan Seacrest.
I interviewed for a marketing internship on Wednesday. With my shit luck, I won't get the position. Anyway, the interviewer told me to "dress casual." My co-workers suggested that I wear a dress shirt, but I don't own any, so I went to Ross to…
Non scholae, sed vitae discimus
This week is "Get Tested" week at UCLA. It is also Islam Awareness Week. Both seek to inform people about deadly killers. [pause] I'm sorry. That was inappropriate. Ethnic jokes are not funny. As punishment, I shall blindfold myself with floss and comb my pubes…
Armageddon 2: Armageddon
In the past few days, a veritable parade of old, irrelevant, white and/or Jewish comedians resurfaced on cable news to tell anecdotes. Normally, this kind of drivel is reserved for Larry King Live, but suddenly every show needs an expert on Johnny Carson. Don Rickles….
Lose anxiety or party like an animal; either way, Xanax will do it
Sunday was not a good day for quarterbacks who wear the number 7. At televised sporting events, fans often display signs that incorporate the call letters of the network broadcasting the event they're at. For example, at one point during the NFC championship game on…
Nihilism Doorknob
I hate stealing material from other websites, but I can't stop laughing at this photo of Dan Quayle and Hillary Clinton at Bush's inauguration: In other news: A guide to receiving anal sex from Canines
I'd rather read the Bible than use its pages to roll joints with
Every March, the Museum of Television and Radio in Los Angeles holds its annual William S. Paley Television Festival. For two weeks, the small screen's finest of the past and present are saluted with panels that feature cast and crew in person. In the past…
I liked it better when it was called "WCW"
James Hewitt, Princess Diana's former lover, and Playboy playmate Victoria Silvstedt are among those who have signed up to be on the springtime British reality series Celebrity Wrestling. "This is wrestling as it's never been seen before with the celebrities being taught real skills to…