M-DMD.com reports that Tony Jaa, the star of Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior, will play Jackie Chan's student in Drunken Master 3.
Date Archives December 2004
Delusionol
Gus at Waxeater voices my feelings about the supposed "battle for Christmas" that Bill O'Reilly couldn't shut up about throughout December. I know a few people who feel shortchanged because this year, Christmas and New Year's Day both fall on Saturday, a day on which…
Second place is first place for losers
In an interview in the December issue of Spin, Fred Durst says: I was one of the trench-coat types [in high school] in this rural North Carolina town, and there was this guy who used to hang out with us, a friend of a friend,…
when i came into this world i wanted to be premature
Sometime that night at the Video Game Awards, Jose received a phone call from PJ, the principal of my high school and one of my nemeses. Here's the story: In high school, PJ lived with her husband in Gilroy. My high school music director Robin…
You're about to begin your ever…quest…
prerequisites: my 12.07.04 and 12.09.04 updates Jose: Is "The Reason" nominated for any Grammys? Me: "The Reason"? Jose: Yeah. Me: I know it's nominated for "rock song of the year." Jose: Okay. [to himself:] …performing their Grammy-nominated song "The Reason." Me: Wait. Jose: Yeah? Me:…
Unfortunately, We're Not Robots
About those magnetic ribbons… They should say "support our war" instead of "support our troops." Who doesn't support the troops? That's like saying "support breathing."
Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit (We Want a State Full of Radiated Super Heroes)
It's time for the belated news round-up! This is how you write "Obama" (as in Illinois state senator Barack Obama) in Chinese: O. Ba. Ma. And this is how you write "Alan Keyes" in Chinese: Two people got that joke. Sports Illustrated on Campus reports…
Q: Which celebrity does your daughter look like?
A: Chris Farley
from a commercial for Date My Mom The complete 2004 Adam Riff archives are up. In Hornblower's update from May 20, 2004, he wrote about reading an article about three teenage boys accused of gang-raping an unconscious minor in Orange County to Jord, Jon…
I got soul but I'm not a soldier
Memorable radio moment: I turn on the radio. Live 105. Commercial. "Now you've got a friend in the diamond business…" Pre-recorded news. "Former Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell…" Station program director Sean Demery interrupts to mock Pantera. Haha. Caller requests Soul Coughing. Good choice. DJ plays…
Kiefer Madness
I attended a screening of first three episodes of the fourth season of 24 on Thursday. Judging by the people in attendance, I'd say that 90% of 24 fans cannot menstruate. For the alleged final season of 24, only Jack Bauer, President John Keeler and…Chloe…