Bom:
Love how we fuck up our circadian rhythms every quarter during finals.
Yes, quarters, not semesters.
I know some people in the midwest who laughed when I told them that I receive "units" for classes instead of "credits."
Units. That's slang for penises. Tee hee.
Credits are what you receive for putting quarters in an arcade console.
The first paper I ever wrote in college was on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and the civil rights movement in Birmingham, Alabama.
The last paper I will ever write in college is on Fight Club.
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Best Action Sequence 2004 nominees
"The Scourging" The Passion of the Christ
"The First Ten Minutes" Dawn of the Dead
"The Operating Room" Spider-Man 2
"The Skyscraper/The Train" Spider-Man 2
"Rumble in the Jungle" The Incredibles