Alabama State Representative Gerald Allen, a mentally ill bigot, wants to ban novels with gay characters or written by gay authors from public libraries. "I guess we dig a big hole and dump them in and bury them," he says.
Does this mean my next two books, "Faggy McQueereton Fucks Jesus In The Ear" and "The Bisexual Marriage Of Muff Munch and Clay" won't be available in Alabama? Their loss.
I once had a classmate who had a homemade Gay Straight Alliance button on her backpack.
It said: "Be an ally. GSA."
Unfortunately, she spaced the text too tightly, so it looked like the button said: "Be anally. GSA."
Best Song from a Movie 2004 nominees
"Scotty Doesn't Know" Lustra (from Eurotrip)
"About Her" Malcolm McLaren (from Kill Bill: Vol. 2)
"Vindicated" Dashboard Confessional (from Spider-Man 2)
"America, Fuck Yeah" Trey Parker (from Team America: World Police)
"Search and Destroy" Iggy and the Stooges (from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)