Department of Homeroom Security

reporting from: Google headquarters

I remember hearing a comedian (I think it was Seinfeld) remark: "What do chefs do with a frog after cutting its legs off? Are dumpsters outside expensive restaurants just full of legless frogs?"

I saw a headline in the Los Angeles Times Tuesday that said "Mom Cuts Off Baby's Arms."

In my head, I pictured the mother wheeling a garbage bin full of armless babies out to the curb.