If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I would be Canada

According to my Chinese teacher, in China, men don't wear green hats because wearing a green hat denotes that your wife is cheating on you. Also: they don't want to be mistaken for elves.

Apparently, Ronald McDonald moonlights as an equally frightening rapper.

I saw this on IMDb:

Carlito's Way: The Beginning

About time, Universal. I've waited 12 long years to learn Carlito Brigante's back story.

I'm tired of seeing "The Beginning" and "Resurrection" used in movie sequel titles. How boring.

All movie sequel titles should aspire to be as clever as those of the Air Bud franchise:

Air Bud
Air Bud: Golden Receiver
Air Bud: World Pup
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud Spikes Back

Is there any sport this fuckin' dog can't play? He's like a canine Bo Jackson, only more talented and not black.

All right, I'm off to Chicagoland for the weekend.

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