If my set of eyes were a television set… I added a similar image-based update from September 2002 to our archive. I don't think the movie was ever released in North America.
Date Archives November 2004
To Lanterns, Denver, and One Last Lament
reporting from: Los Altos Hills, CA My parents' friends didn't want any of their fortune cookies. I ate four. Only one of the cookies actually delivered a fortune. "You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business." Another cookie kissed my ass. "You…
Capitalism Stole My Virginity
Doesn't it seem like retail stores open earlier and earlier every year on the day after Thanksgiving? It used to be like 8:00 am. Now it's 6:00 am. I saw a television commercial for some department store that said it'd be open at 5:30 am….
"Just rename the city of Detroit to New Fallujah, Michigan"
— Rush Limbaugh reporting from: North Berkeley Conor: —I have to admit, given a choice between seeing Green Day and seeing Marilyn Manson, I'd choose to see Manson. [pause] I saw Green Day Wednesday night. The pit was insane. By the end of the night,…
Department of Homeroom Security
reporting from: Google headquarters I remember hearing a comedian (I think it was Seinfeld) remark: "What do chefs do with a frog after cutting its legs off? Are dumpsters outside expensive restaurants just full of legless frogs?" I saw a headline in the Los Angeles…
Uh, Zoom, Zip
This week: Green Day's pre-Thanksgiving hometown throwdown, the last show of their North American fall tour. I'll be there with a partially deaf pothead buddy of mine. Conor's musical tastes sometimes confound me. Last summer, I managed to talk him out of throwing away $20…
Good to know that if I need attention all I have to do is die
My mother's letting me decide where our family will celebrate Thanksgiving. a. the modest home of family friends b. the brand new $6 million mansion of a friend of family friends who just sold his company to cisco systems Boy, tough decision… Ty Pennington is…
Let's dye our hair, paint imperfection out of our faces and aspire to be high school drama queens
Adam Riff™ Clusterfuck #8 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou sneak preview with Anjelica Huston and Jeff Goldblum in person November 18 at the Egyptian Theatre —Unfortunately, due to a schedule change, director Wes Anderson will not be able to appear in person. Booo… I…