Enough baseball updates. By now, thanks to the internet, pretty much everyone has seen Jon Stewart's appearance on Crossfire last week during which he verbally sparred with co-host Tucker Carlson. The video rip I downloaded begins with a text introduction that says: "Dear Jon /…
Date Archives October 2004
Like a Phoenix Ignition
Vilification. Bucky Dent? Assholes. Vagary. Is it really happening? No… Wait until the 8th… Paradigm. Remember game 6 of the '02 World Series. The Giants' 8th inning collapse. Game 6 of the '03 NLCS. 8th inning. Bartman. Game 7 of the '03 ALCS. Pedro's 8th…
A totally different Hulk that we made up
Joe Buck doesn't seem human. He's like a Stepford announcer. Also: he has a large forehead. Pop quiz! Is it a hairstyle of a Boston Red Sox player or Christina Aguilera? answers: (left to right, top to bottom) 1. bosox, 2. xtina, 3. bosox, 4….
Disintegration is the best album ever
On September 17, MTV Europe paid tribute to The Cure in London. Hosted by lifelong Cure fan Marilyn Manson, MTV Icon: The Cure featured celebrity shout-outs and live Cure covers by fellow Cure fans AFI, Blink 182, Razorlight and The Deftones. "Just Like Heaven" by…
Quickie
Howard Stern reports that Michael Ian Black is set to replace Craig Kilborn as host of The Late Late Show. Developing…
You had me at "dicks fuck assholes"
I saw a sneak preview of Team America: World Police on Saturday. Paramount sent audio and video crews to the Village to gather material for a national Team America television and radio ad campaign. A cameraman videotaped a bunch of us in line screaming "Team…
Small World
I have never met Adam Riff™. I corresponded with him via e-mail a couple of times a few years ago, but that's the extent of our relationship. He's a friend of Seth's whose name I appropriated. So now then. Elvin: —so… —i met adam riff™'s…
Making out with my brother
—What did you do for your birthday, Jon? —Homework. I turned 22 on Wednesday. As a welcome birthday present, I got into an English seminar despite being last on the waiting list. English 182.2: Crime The professor wrote a book called Serial Killers: Death and…
He had no idea of the impression he was making and cared less
Chimp attends Washington University in St. Louis. Chimp: —In light of the presidential debate going on over here on Friday, a campus group is selling pink t-shirts for a dollar that read "John Kerry give Bush the pink slip." If you wear your shirt in…