Demoniacally and Seraphically Drunk

Halloween round-up:
me: Purple Tentacle from Day of the Tentacle
Jon: a zombie wearing a "Vote or Die!" shirt with an "I voted!" sticker on it
Jon's brother: Superman in a wheelchair with a tube feeding him "stem cells" (pearl tea/boba)
Kevin and Allie: The Carver (from Nip/Tuck) and one of his victims
Adam Robot: Matthew Lesko

Child to 911 dispatcher: 'My daddy killed me with a butcher knife'