The Day After Tomorrow

Ahem.

Everybody, say it with me now.

"The Boston Red Sox haven't won the World Series since 11:40 pm EDT last night!"

McGee:
—St. Louis let Scott Stapp sing "God Bless America," which probably really pissed God off.

I want to fly back to Boston for the parade on Saturday so badly. McKern's going. Lucky bastard.

Shaughnessy:
—The Red Sox' gaudy, well-earned rings will be handed out in a ceremony April 11 when the 2004 World Series championship flag is raised above Fenway Park for the [2005] home opener.

—The team in the third-base dugout for that historic event? The New York Yankees.

—Sweet.

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