How am I not myself?

My final quarter of university began Thursday.

Campus organizations overwhelmed Bruin Walk with tables and flyer distribution.

I'll never understand why one school needs so many Christian organizations, particularly Asian ones.

Isn't the name "Campus Crusade for Christ" a bit pretentious?

Friday afternoon at a welcome week fair, I helped run a booth where students could apply to model UCLA merchandise for future marketing endeavors.

I spent most of the time staring at the cleavage of girls bent over the table filling out applications.