I was about to go to sleep Saturday morning when I came across a VH1 documentary on Joe Pantoliano remodeling his house. I stayed up another hour to watch it. VH1 is so addictive. I saw footage of a recent Bush rally on the news….
Date Archives October 2004
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha. The plastic wrapping of the latest issue of Official Playstation Magazine says: "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Is it really the best video game ever made?" Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Everyone knows it's Halo 2.
Religion, Politics and the Great Pumpkin
"Who will cut the wheat?" "Not I," said the Duck. "Not I," said the Cat. "Not I," said the Dog. "Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did. Each year, Associated Students UCLA holds a pumpkin carving contest. I work in the…
Demoniacally and Seraphically Drunk
Halloween round-up: me: Purple Tentacle from Day of the Tentacle Jon: a zombie wearing a "Vote or Die!" shirt with an "I voted!" sticker on it Jon's brother: Superman in a wheelchair with a tube feeding him "stem cells" (pearl tea/boba) Kevin and Allie: The…
The Day After Tomorrow
Ahem. Everybody, say it with me now. "The Boston Red Sox haven't won the World Series since 11:40 pm EDT last night!" McGee: St. Louis let Scott Stapp sing "God Bless America," which probably really pissed God off. I want to fly back to Boston…
Quickie
clip of the week: "This season on Battle for Ozzfest… Attorney: One of the girls was 16, the other one was 15. [metal band member looks surprised]"
Toasted Ravioli
3-0. One game. I'm not used to feeling joy. My sports teams usually only lose. This is weird. One game. It's no longer a matter of if, but when. "The Boston Red Sox have won the centennial World Series!"Will it be tonight? Tomorrow? Saturday? Halloween?…
Post No Bills
I checked my watch. 10:45. Shit. Class starts in 15 minutes. But I'm hungry. Fuck. Who schedules class at noon? I'll just stop by the 7-Twelve up the road. "One Thing" by Finger Twelve played in the background as I grabbed a hot dog and…
The lowercase "R" is an orthodox jew
I'm not exaggerating when I say that every blogger has posted something about Ashlee Simpson's lip sync fiasco on Saturday Night Live this past week. I've read a lot of comments that say "I hope Simpson's gaffe results in the end of her dubious career."…
Jesse McCartney needs a good punch in the balls
I saw a half-page advert in the L.A. Weekly for this album: Everyone, J. Yu would like you to meet J-Me! Her full name is Jaimie Lee Hoffman, but she goes by J-Me. It's like J. Lo, only it's merely a phonetic reduction of her…