reporting from: newcastle, wa

Saturday is National Run Against Bush Day.

—Join 10,000 other runners in 100 cities across the country to show how you feel about this administration.

Get it? Run against Bush? Running? Ha ha.

It's a homonym.

Maybe next Saturday can be National Tie Against Bush Day, during which Kerry supporters show how they feel about this administration by dressing up like Raj from The Apprentice and tying sailor's knots.

And maybe the following Saturday can be National Nguyen Against Bush Day, during which Kerry supporters show how they feel about this administration by growing strange hairs from moles on their faces and necks and eating lots of pho.

And maybe November 2 can be National Lose Against Bush Day, during which, well…