Viacom should launch a children's game show network. Double Dare, Fun House, Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Nick Arcade, What Would You Do? — I'd hit that line-up. ("Shamrock Embolism," 09.12.04)

Spidie:
—Now, I don't know if these lines are straight sarcasm that had flown over my head, but Viacom does have a children's game show network that airs the above highlighted shows. It is called Nick GaS (Games and Sports).

Guh.

I'm sorry. Some of us don't receive that illustrious network on our DirecTV.