Last day at the pool for the summer. Early in high school, I had a fixation with neon colors. Call it "raver complex." One day at the mall, I saw a pair of neon green swim trunks on sale and bought them. I showed up…
Date Archives August 2004
You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists
Dobi: —they should rename the MTV video music awards to the BET music video awards. HOLLER. Dobi's brother Dan supposedly helped catch the lead singer of Yellowcard when he stage-dived. Dobi said he was wearing a blue Polo shirt. I saw a long blue sleeve….
Why don't you see if you can e-mail your pee?
After the MTV Video Music Awards wrapped up Sunday night, Republican blowhard Matt Drudge posted this on his website: —THE BOOS THAT ROCKED THE VOTE: KERRY DAUGHTERS RECEIVE RUDE AWAKENING AT MTV AWARDS Sun Aug 29 2004 23:36:31 ET MTV, ROLLING STONE and the rock…
One of my balls is bigger than Tate Donovan
The latest issue of Rolling Stone has an article on UC Santa Cruz, "the most stoned campus on earth." While I'd expect it to be Humboldt State or a Wellesley satellite location in Tehran, I can vouch for UCSC. Alex says he once smoked twelve…
Christopher Reeve just rolled in from Montana and boy, is his battery tired
Jord: —oh jonny —you realize nearly everyone who reads your site thinks your a pretentious dickface? Gee golly… I love seeing former Oz cast members on other television shows. In the past two days, I saw Vern Schillinger on Nip/Tuck and Ryan O'Reily on Rescue…
God Put A Smile Upon My Face
—The NCAA will not allow Mike Williams to return to USC for his junior season. Thank you, Maurice Clarett. You're still a douche bag though. I know Williams' absence probably won't affect the Trojans' performance much, but the news is still sweet to hear. Burn…
Brain Dead, Made of Money, No Future at All
I spent all last week at work cooking up designs for the annual UCLA Restaurants coffee mug. Today, my boss presented the marketing department's collective designs to the higher-ups and they chose a design featuring a vector art rendering of the arches on our student…
Drew Stevens
I saw Dustin Kensrue of Thrice and Rocky Votolato Friday night at The Knitting Factory. Armed with nothing but an acoustic guitar and a mic, Dustin played a few Thrice songs (including "Madman" and by request, the beginning of "Phoenix Ignition"), two Ursus Veritas (his…
Quickie
All the gold medals in the world couldn't hide that smile.